i am what i am and i am what im not

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

(via elanalei)

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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(via definitive)

starmaps:

careers to consider when I finish uni:

  • girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
  • WWII war nurse
  • muse for a late 19th century artist
  • archaeologist in the 30s
  • suffragette
  • background character in a Wodehouse story
  • incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

(via majortvjunkie)

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

(via pizza)

shouldnt:

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

BEING ALONE IS STRESSFUL

(via unescapable)

fahbulus:

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

foot buttons

(via elanalei)

dxperate:

 

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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